reminder: bi women in relationships with men are still bi
further reminder: bi women who have only been with men are still bi, and are not required to wait until they’ve been with a woman to ‘count’ as ‘actually bi’
and you know what, pride month reminder: bi women who have never been in relationships at all or who’ve only been with women are still bi
2020 is so fucking surreal like it started off with all of australia burning & a potential 3rd world war, then a worldwide pandemic is forcing everyone to stay home and now there’s another twilight book
MIND
this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow
this is so pure and stupid lmaooo
just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.
and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.
This is exactly what I expected it to be
put this in your party playlist and set it on shuffle.
Yea sex is fun but have u ever been happy for a week straight? Nah me either who tryna fuck
🤷🏻♂️
he really is too, you do not know one damn thing abt how the dinosaurs interact with each other in the land before time world and then this dude comes in and immediately establishes that slurs are real and he intends to use them
This post went in sd o many directions
I hate Tumblr please make it stop
oh my god
this. this is art.
Trust me. I’m a mom.
Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?
“You don’t spend time in Phoenix, you lose time in Phoenix”
“private detective who can’t help but grudgingly admire the clever, charming rogue they’ve been hired to catch despite being increasingly frustrated by their ability to evade them” is such a fun dynamic. like we all know how it’s gonna end but it’s still so exciting to watch.
detective: you should just turn yourself in, it’ll save you the humiliation of me catching you and me some time
criminal: IF you catch me. AND if you haven’t fallen in love with me by then ;)
detective: what
me:
